Every man's fantasy fulfilled
Ladies, do yourself a favor and do not believe your man when he says he wouldn't have sex with Britney Spears. There's not a straight man on this planet that wouldn't love to have dirty, nasty, bang-out sex with her. So, if your man says he wouldn't, he's either lying or a closet fag.
Ok, now that I've said my peace, I want to talk about the break-up between the Pop-Icon Britney Spears and her seemingly freeloading soon-to-be ex-husband, Kevin Federline. I didn't care one bit if they broke up or lived happily ever after. I don't care about "famous" people other than how the entertain me like the monkeys that they are. However, this caught my attention because in a bitter attempt to cash in on their divorce, Kevin "Can't rap worth a shit" Federline has stated that he has tapes of he and Britney having sex.
Keep in mind that all of my fantasies have a 1-dick limit (that being mine,) but if I get the chance to see Britney in all her glory, than I won't mind looking past Kevin's man-ass in order to do so.
I just beg of you Kevin Federline.... Please, please, PLEASE?
ONLY release the tapes where she looks like THIS ...and not like THIS