Please Support "Project S4S"
In light of Cindy Sheehan going on a hunger strike, I have decided to start my own little protest.
I am asking everyone to support the SHITTING FOR SHEEHAN MOVEMENT (Project S4S for short). It's simple and it doesn't cost you anything, though it does require a deposit of sorts. To give your support, simply think of Mrs. Sheehan the next time you take a shit. That's right, while you are busy doing number two, make sure she's your #1 thought. I guarantee that you will be moved.
After you have supported Project S4S, please reply to this post so that I know that you are behind us.