Some parodies to laugh at on a somber day
Saturday, September 13th 2003 at 8:30 p.m. - The United States Military made a horrible mistake when they accidentally apprehended Adult Film Star Ron Jeremy whom they thought to be tyrannical dictator, Saddam Hussein. Ron (Jeremy) was quoted as saying, "I have been in a countless number of holes in my lifetime, but that was the biggest, dirtiest hole ever."
When President Bush's administration told Americans that Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden were in "bed together," it was believed to be figuratively until this rare photo was discovered in Hussein's personal scrap book. Bin Laden was not available for comment, but a messenger has stated that a tape will be sent to Al Jazeera in the near future.
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po are now among America's Most-Wanted after it was discovered that they are harboring known terrorist and Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin-Laden in Teletubby Land. This explains why he has yet to be found by Coalition Troops.
CAUGHT ON TAPE: Cindy Sheehan (seen here) was asked to publicly apologize after a photographer filmed her doing an impression of herself prior to becoming a national celebrity. She later told Americans that she still missed her son, but doesn't have time to show it because of her busy schedule.