Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Undercover Brother a "Smash Hit"

While practicing for a charity race yesterday to promote the upcoming film Redline, actor and comedian Eddie Griffin crashed a $1.5 million dollar Ferrari Enzo into a barricade after taking a turn too fast.

The film's publicist told reporters that Griffin had been "completely unscratched" but had been a "little shaken". Meanwhile, Daniel Sadek who is the owner of the car and was kind enough to loan his virtually irreplaceable automobile to this charity is out of his now totaled 1-in-400 series Ferrari sports car. Sadek told reporters, "I'm glad Eddie came out of the crash okay, but my dream car got destroyed". He also stated that, "I went to my trailer for about 15 minutes and I thought, there's people dying every day. A lot worse things are happening in the world".

There were only 400 Ferrari Enzos made, all between 2002 and 2004 and now this poor guy is the proud owner of a completely totaled one. There's no fixing it because no replacement frames/chassis exist. What makes things worse is, I see the studio and Griffin both fighting him on this. I can almost hear them saying, "Well, you did offer it for charity. You should have known there were risks".

If I had been the owner and it was my car that was totaled, I'd go on a disgruntled postal worker killing spree, and I'd make fucking sure that both Griffin and that cunt publicist were well expired. One in the head, one in the chest. You just destroyed my $1.5 million dollar baby. There is no question, no negotiating, no other form of satisfaction. YOU MUST DIE... IMMEDIATELY! - (Source)

(If you can bear to watch $1.5 million dollars destroyed before your very eyes, the link below has a video of the atrocity.)

Access Hollywood -
Eddie Griffin Crashes $1.5M Ferrari

Monday, March 26, 2007

A Farewell to Rome

Last night marked the series finale of HBO's Rome. Though often embellished and historically inaccurate, Rome was one of the most elaborate, most entertaining and most expensive series ever to be shown on TV. I guess this explains the $80+ price tag on the DVD collection of season 1. It was said to have started as a mini-series but after receiving such high praise and critical acclaim, Rome was slotted for a second season. Now that the second season has come to a close and no third season lies upon the horizon, fans speculate that it will eventually make its way to the big screen, such as HBO's Deadwood is expected to as well.

The series began just after Gaius Julius Caesar (played by CiarĂ¡n Hinds) conquered Gaul, though the real story starts when you are first introduced to Lucius Vorenus (played by Kevin McKidd) and Titus Pullo (played by Ray Stevenson). Together, they form Caesar's seemingly indestructible duo and are often the focus of each episode. Turn the page and you will be seduced by the long-standing cat fight between Atia of the Julii (played by Polly Walker) and Servilia of the Junii (played by Lindsay Duncan). Together, these two actresses drag you into their world kicking and screaming, but when it is all over you are filled with a barrel of winding emotions that tantalize your brain and warm your heart.

Ok, enough back story. Want to know more? Watch the show. Rome is gone and I already miss it.

Now I want to take the time to give a high, healthy and hearty "FUCK YOU" to HBO. They continually feed me outstanding programming, literally the best there ever was on television, and then like a tablecloth in a cheesy magician's trick, they yank it from under me. They warm you and make you feel all fuzzy inside and then they shove you out in the cold and make you wait for the next fire to burn. They deal entertainment like it was crack and just when you get used to a certain fix, they change suppliers and leave you with the shakes until you adjust to your new high. They are evil I tell you, EVIL!

So... why do I keep going back?
Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Kyle Smith deems the movie 300 "Barbaric"

This stupid motherfucker Kyle Smith reviewed the movie "300" for the NY Post and he summed his review up in one word... BARBARIC.

Barbaric? You stupid fucking piece of media shit. Its a fucking gladiator movie and I hate to break it to you but gladiators were FUCKING BARBARIC!!! What did you expect? Were you hoping for a bunch of Spartan faggots beating each other with foam penises? Gladiators wore armor, they fought with swords and axes and they FUCKING KILLED EACH OTHER! I hope you choke on the popcorn you eat at your next review viewing you liberal sugar-footed ass wipe. I hope you choke and you die.

If you want to read his full review, CLICK HERE

(He even looks like a faggoty fucking asshole.)

I am now part of the Collective

As many of you may already know, I am a gamer. I have been playing video games since I was very young. In fact, I at one time or another owned every game system that has made its way to the United States (with the exception of the Vectrex Arcade System and having not owned it haunts me to this very day. Honestly.) Anyway, I am a gamer and as a gamer, I have had one cardinal rule. I simply refuse to pay-to-play any game, which is common practice for all MMORPGs such as Everquest and Star Wars Galaxies.

MMORPG (Massive Multi-Player Online Role Playing Game)

Well, a friend let me in on the news that you can download a 10-day free trial of World of Warcraft. So, after a bit of self-turmoil, I bucked up and downloaded the free demo. Damned if I didn't like it. FUCK! I never thought this would happen. I never thought that I would be sucked in to a subscription-based game. I feel so cheap now. So used. So.... joyful! This game is fucking great! Click the image below to download the free trial and if you do, let me know and I'll tell you my character name and the realm I call home.